this is a forwarded email. I know some of you already have read this but since I can’t think of anything to write, thought of posting this joke just to put a smile on our face for Monday. :-)
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
resumes he found four people who were equally qualified –an American,
a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
answer would determine who of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, “What is the fastest thing you know?” Dave, the
American, replied, “A THOUGHT . It just pops into your head. There’s no
warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of.”
“That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.
“And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir , the Russian.
“Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that
it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.”
“Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye, that’s a very
popular clich? for speed.”
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his
reply. “Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on
the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.”
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of light” he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, “Apter herring
da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et’s ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is
Diarrhea.”
“WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were
already giggling in their seats…
“Oh, I can expleyn sir,.” said Eleuterio. ” You see, sir, da ader day
my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I
could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ‘tang ina, sir,
I had alreydi shit in my pants!”
Eleuterio is now the new “Greeter” at Wal-Mart.
Happy Monday everyone. God bless.
just a quick NOTE:
I might transfer to a new domain, feel ko kasi kelangan eh? just kidding! No, i’ve been wanting to have one but I just didn’t have the time or I would say a knowledge to do it. Now, i kinda know how to, I think it’s time. If this will happen I appologize in advance for any convenience with my url. wink* .
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