My friend email this to me, thought of sharing to you all. Just so you know guys I don't have a mood ring, so hubby don't get any a red mark on his forehead. :-)
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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