Joke time!

Secretary: "Pastor, we’ve got a problem in the computer lab where you met with the confirmation class last week. Some of the boys in the class started messing with the mouse."

Pastor: "What?!?" (thinking: we’ve got mice in there!?)

Secretary: "Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls."

Pastor (incredulously...): "Th..th...they did what??? How in the world did they do that???"

Secretary: "They must have used a screwdriver or something."

Pastor: "We’ve got some pretty sick boys... I... I... didn’t even realize mice had balls...!"

Secretary: "Yeah, they roll around on ’em all the time!"

Pastor: "What???" (still thinking of the little fury real animals) "Well...what can we do?"

Secretary: "I guess we’ll have to put ’em back on..."

Pastor: "WHAT?!?"

Secretary: "Hmmm....Pastor, are we talking about the same thing.....?!"


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