I hate Monday! Well, my fault stayed all night. Actually it's Irel's fault! hehehe. I left early from work, went to bank open an account and went straight home and sleep. Anyway, joke time muna tayo.

Joke Time!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the
help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word
Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

The following is actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer
Support employee with a caller:
Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
CS: "What sort of trouble?"
C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the
words went away."
CS: "Went away?"
C: "They disappeared."
CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
C: "Nothing."
CS: "Nothing?"
C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C: "How do I tell?"
CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
C: "What's a sea-prompt?"
CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept
anything I type."
CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
C: "What's a monitor?"
CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a
TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

C: "I don't know."
CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."
CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall."

C: ".......Yes, it is."
CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just

C: "No."
CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable."

C: ".......Okay, here it is."
CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
into the back of your computer."

C: "I can't reach."
CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
C: "No."
CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way

C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's
because it's dark."
CS: "Dark?"
C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window."
CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."
C: "I can't."
CS: "No? Why not?"
C: "Because there's a power outage."
CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked
now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff
your computer came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the
store you bought it from."

C: "Really? Is it that bad?"
CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."



Anonymous said... @ July 24, 2007 at 12:46 AM

ako pay gipasanginlan sa okoy hahahhahahah atay kaayu ko liman ka stayed up ko til 4:30 unya nisaka kos taas ang alarm clock sa akong bana nititit na! hahah titit kaayu ang term! anyway ana dayun akong bana did u now got off the computer or are u going to tell me the same reason who told me every time your late in bed! haha akong rason kay no I fell asleep downstairs and I got up coz my back hurts hahahahhaha atay kaayu musta anman ka nganha ? mingaw man oi! lol atay kaayu ko kusig kayau mo blog unya klase nabaya nako ugma wa pa jud nako nabuhat akong homework Essay atay kaayu gatuon ko science ganiha wa nako humana oi nibalhin kos math kay morag gisayunan na noon kos math kaysa science hahaha atay kaayu hahahha on paka or natug naka? lol

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